Monday, April 5

The Million Dollar Question 

No its not Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on telly

But 3rd, 4th, 6th, 8th Aunty plus a couple more relatives cornering me at weddings and goes in a melodramatic voice: "Boy ah! When is your turn ah? Aunty waiting very long to drink your tea leah!"

So through out the years, I have formulated 10 great responses to the question, which don't really work as they tend to do it again the very next wedding:

1. I am gay and go on about true love between Leslie Chung and Mr Tang.
2. Want to concentrate on studies/career/volunteer work.
3. Waiting for the right one to appear and give a citeria that even ms universe can't fit.
4. Waiting for you to introduce but backfired as the some did really introduce.
5. Can't afford to get married - and bring the conversation to bad economical climate.
6. Got attend SDS activities but most of the people turn out to be gays & lesbians.
7. Don't want to give up the sky for a single star.
8. My true love married my best friend and too heartbroken to start new relationship.
9. Have to divorce after getting married and tells her how many divorced couples I know.

If all else fails, I still have an ace which I have never used nor will have the courage to do so ~

10. Ask them at the next funeral: when is your turn.

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andi at 21:43